Once upon a time in a land not so far away (actually it was two blocks from here, quite a small shithole really) called (appropriately) smallshitholetown.

A small boy by the name of Pahpr Bahk Hiiro decided to spend some time in smallshitholetown to see if he could make his way to the land of no return (down the street, across the intersection of fourth & first and straight down the tunnel ending in quicksand.

He made his way into smallshitholetown to see what he could spy with his little eye. And lo and behold, he found something beginning with...

Q!

It was Quddus!

Thriving in the underworld town - it was the writer of deep dark and wonderful secrets that Pahpr Bhak beheld upon his entry into smallshitholetown

He waltzed to Quddus' side and chanted a small incantation of the black kind to entrance Quddus into doing his bidding. The incantation went a little something like this

"I aint nuthin but a hound dawg..."

Quddus was utterly mesmerised and wished for nothing more than to stay at his side for all eternity and from time to time eat small scraps of bademjoon.